tell me a joke

[kendiking]

an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol

) funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dragonad120]

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
...
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol

[joshtheking]

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
...
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol

lol funny sht

[kendiking]

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
...
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol

funny

[lulabell79]

an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol

lmao!! that's a great one

[dragonad120]

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

[dipstick2]

what do yu call a gay indian.... wait 4 it a brave sucker

[joshtheking]

what do yu call a gay indian.... wait 4 it a brave sucker

hahah funny sht!

[GottImHimmel]

This is funny stuff! Thanks for sharing it with us.

[bigphatmike]

now that is some good stuff gottta tell that too the fellas