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    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by joshtheking View Post
    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol


    LOL now this was pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshtheking View Post
    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol

    ) funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonad120 View Post
    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol
    lol funny sht
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonad120 View Post
    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

    She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

    Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
    ...
    She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

    "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

    The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?" lol
    funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshtheking View Post
    an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol
    lmao!! that's a great one
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