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    If the river was a person I would.....

    OK this is really really easy and lets not get to out of control with it but just finish the sentence. This should get funny I am hoping.
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    Chop every limb from its body while cutting off blood to those cut limbs, adding some adrenaline so it doesnt pass out from pain or die from bleeding out, or I could just hand it over to me Pablo Escobar and say it stole some of his money lol, escobar bad ass.jpgmaking it suffer for as long as I can for all the years of abuse...

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    .....come to realise that it is just like that girl in highschool. You know the one? She would sleep with every other guy in school except me... and then even if she finaly DID sleep with me I would end up with an STD. Can't win.

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    If the river was a person I would..... play like i play every day

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    Drown It!

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    if the river was a person i would cater to it like a beautiful woman, sometimes i get love and sometimes i get the cold shoulder..

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    be best friends with him until he stabs me in the back

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    i would hold a gun to his nuts and say fk me now LMFAO
    Failing to Prepare is Preparing to fail : John Wooden

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    kiss and hug her/him.
    "We have met the enemy and they are ours; two ships, two brigs, one schooner and one sloop." --- O.H. Perry

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    Quote Originally Posted by abwil2 View Post
    i would hold a gun to his nuts and say fk me now lmfao
    rofl..

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    i woiulda have stopped bein friiends with him/her years ago. if the river is a person, then i assume its a guy tho lol. SNeaky, devious, fickle,bully , etc... LOL just seems more like mean guy qualities

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