If the river was a person I would.....

[rrickir]

i woiulda have stopped bein friiends with him/her years ago. if the river is a person, then i assume its a guy tho lol. SNeaky, devious, fickle,bully , etc... LOL just seems more like mean guy qualities

[tturne01]

If the river was a person I would say "Stay away from me!" I just do not like to see the river if possible. It scares me.

[samitheman99]

i would take it to the bermuda triangle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WILD]

Give it a giant hug, assuming it was the card that I needed of course.

[Paisleysky]

I would get him or her a psychiatrist because he/she obviously needs a mood stabilizer.

[P0K3R4F00D]

be its Bitch. seems like it always screwing me!

[TARGI]

river ...just crash it for me to pleas

[potfan42o]

where ubeen old man river wanna smoke out?

[AcesUp1439]

I would probaly drown in the river like I always do because the river hates me. It is a scary place or card. lol

[mirza]

?The river and the garden have been the foundations of my economy here. Of the two I have liked the river best. It is wonderful to have the duty of being on the river the first and last thing every day. I have loved it even in the rain. Sometimes I have loved it most in the rain.?