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    jokes

    knock knock who's there jim browen haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Lol I dont get it whos jim browen?

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    lol?

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    wtf lol

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    why did the chicken cross the road?

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    A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom.

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    funny

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    hahhahahahahhahahaa...funny

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    i flew in from new york last night, boy are my arms tired

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    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
    The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
    "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes" comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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