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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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08-27-2011, 01:04 PM #1PokerOwned Admin
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09-01-2011, 08:38 AM #2Elite PokerOwned Member
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Lmao that was too funny
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08-27-2011, 01:08 PM #3Banned
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Pooffyfoffy and a one legged horse with a wooden leg and a bad case of herpes walks in to a bar and the bartender says to the horse "wow you must be really fucking desperate if you are hanging out with Pooffyfooffy!!!!"
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08-27-2011, 01:53 PM #4PokerOwned Admin
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Do you seriously have nothing better to do than to try and provoke me constantly?
Originally Posted by cindylou
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09-01-2011, 10:31 AM #5New Member
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ok, if someone knows realy funny joke pls write it down..
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09-04-2011, 04:42 PM #6PokerOwned Master
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poof you first joke was rearly funey but 2nd to long nd pikes love it to bits its funey quick and snappy
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09-04-2011, 04:43 PM #7PokerOwned Master
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lol
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09-04-2011, 04:42 PM #8PokerOwned Master
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hears a joke
why did the cow cros the road.......................it was the chickens day off
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09-04-2011, 06:53 PM #9PokerOwned Veteran
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It makes me more than happy to see that cindylou is BANNED from this site - was so worth it just to see that
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09-07-2011, 04:22 PM #10PokerOwned Admin
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I don't normally comment on things like this, but me too Originally Posted by graven29
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