Quote Originally Posted by xrhstos13 View Post
I think that those are our personal issues, we shouldn't really discuss them here, and it's not like I really tried to kill you, I was just trying to point a knife at your direction to show you how pretty it was
He had just used said knife to cut a slit in the Christmas ham. And I'm not going to tell you why, but it involved water-based lubricant and his naked body.