Nice to hear a positive news story for a change. Side note - unnamed 28 year old pro poker player is a friggin' dumbass. I almost feel like if you leave fat stacks of cash in a taxicab, you deserve to lose said fat stacks of cash. Sure we all make mistakes and we all misplace shit from time to time, but good lord...

If it were me, I'd like to think I'd be so grateful to the cabbie, and so furious with myself, that I'd punish myself/reward the dude with a hell of a lot more than 3.33%. But yeah, I know what you're thinking. And you're right, it's easy for me to say sitting here waxing hypothetical.