On the heels of my wildly successful and pulitzer-prize winning profile on Spew Diamond Phillips (http://www.pokerowned.com/forums/f27...ips-27230.html) I have decided to write these articles on a weekly/when i feel like it/too much whiskey basis.

So you the people get to choose - who will be my next player profile? My lean is toward Farnsworth McTitties, but ill take suggestions.