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Username: Zecon82
Desc: Many many years ago when i was in campus in the early 2000's and a "good" computer consisted of a 300Mhz processor i wrote a password generator as one of my coding assignments. When "Zecon" popped up i just added 82 and stuck as my handle until...

Pokersites nick: Boktiet
Meaning:
Bok = Goat
tiet = breast in my native language.

A friend of mine used to say that the noise I made when I was calling my dogs sounded like a billy goat sucking on its mom's teet and i got nicked Boktiet for a couple of years as a result...