Beer is the best.

Best Cheap Beer: PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)

Best Quality Beer: Eye of the Hawk

I am like Garfield, I never met a lasagna I didn't like, and I never met a beer I wouldn't drink.

Best Liquor: Whiskey

Best Cheap Whiskey: Ten High

Best Quality Whiskey: Maker's Mark

I drink just about any liquor, prefer whiskey and top shelf stuff. If I'm gonna kill myself faster than beer, that poison better be good shtuff.

Mixed Drinks are for sissies, though I do enjoy a good Whiskey Coke or Bloody Mary from time to time. Extra extra hot sauce please.