I may or not be drunk but i just started typing...not much of a punchline, but feel free to add to it and make it one haha. May be a coming of age tale.

While deep into reading Mein Kampf for inspiration how to rule over PO Academy, Head Master Poofy gets a phone call from Professor Drywall regarding his concern over a forged sick note from LilG's mother. The grammatical errors have all the signs of being written by the young whipper snapper LilG. Fuhrer Poof decides its best to first contact the schools counselor JohnnyDeepStacks, who's been known to dish out prescription drugs like they're skittles to these High School sophomores that cant pass English Studies to graduate, its been said he carries a suit case full of drugs, "Not that he needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. "

Counselor JDS confirms he's been feeding adderall and anti depressants to LILg to manage his manic behavior and constant crying over bad beats and going busto, and voices his concern over this forged document claiming he was sick. His opinion is that lilg won money on a stake, and west busto playing omaha cash games online, he's seen it before. Poof decides to contact G's mother Ricki about the matter. Phone calls go unanswered so she emails Ms G. She receives an email from Ricki's email account, stating Lilg was in fact sick with the busto fever and she did write the note. But the email was along the lines of, "pleez excuze my Sun lilG'z, he thoght he Waz Goin 2 Diez so I kept Her HomE 0 - o." Unsatisfied with the grammar, it is obvious that Lilg had responded to the email and erased the truancy messages left on the home answering machine.

Poof, feels no other option is left, regardless of who responded, than to have a sit down with the teacher, student, and parent to address the degenerate behavior. Ricki comes to get Lilg out of the Third Reich on campus suspension and they head to Prof Drywalls classroom. Grounds keeper AZ smirks briefly while shoveling loads of donkey and penguin shit into a bag, and mumbles something about women being the inferior beings and doesnt understand how poof holds such a high position due to her genetic disability of being a female.

*Knock Knock* Poof exclaims this is going to be set straight once and for all and lilg must take responsibility for his degeneracy and overall lack of contribution to man kind. She's also intent of sending study guides home so both he and his mother can meet the requirements of 10th grade English. They hear a rustling inside the door and the response of a surprised Prof DW, claiming, "I'll be right there!" as they all hear a muffled cry. After the noises of more commotion ensue, Poof decides something is going on in there and opens the door. In complete disgust, there stands Prof Drywall, in assless chaps and a whip, trying to shove the gimp back into the chest (think pulp fiction). As his last desperate attempt to shove the leather masked gimp with a ball gag into the box works, Rickir and LILG read the embroidered name across its ass, "ZABBBB" they sound out the word in an ecstatic joy.