A professional poker player approaches his best friend and asks, "Fred, can you loan me $1,000 for a week or so - I am runnning short on money this week and my family needs to eat." His best friend says, "Sure but under one condition - that you don't use any of the money for poker." The professional poker player responds, "No problem Fred, I already have $2000 set aside for that!"
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Thread: Poker before family..lol
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02-25-2011, 04:50 PM #1
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Poker before family..lol
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02-25-2011, 07:23 PM #2
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Lmfao
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02-25-2011, 09:43 PM #3
posted this one to my facebook.
^^ Diablo 2 thing.. I spent many years of my life pissing off people on hardcore.^^
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02-26-2011, 12:29 PM #4
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02-26-2011, 12:30 PM #5
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hilarious
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02-26-2011, 04:26 PM #6
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WTF, that is some fuked up shit there lol.
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02-26-2011, 04:27 PM #7
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choices choices choices we all make!
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03-06-2011, 03:55 PM #8
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hahahahaah i know someone kinda like that, but hes not a professional, and neither is the guy in this joke. lol maybe a professional loser hahahah
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03-06-2011, 10:51 PM #9
Ha. As bad as it sounds i can be like that at times too. Whenever i get paid i put some aside for rent and bills and then 30 for poker and rest for food. So the amount of food and other stuff i buy is from what money i have left after i deposit