Quote Originally Posted by billyjustin View Post
a guy and his little foot tall buddy walk into a bar and ask the barkeep for a brew. He says he can only serve the man, the foot tall guy he just can't. So the man says, "he can play the piano great, any song, if he plays it good, will you give him a beer? Then we'll be on our way."
bartender says, "sure why not, play me great balls of fire." reluctantly of course.
Little dude walks over and just blazes those keys. Bartender is happy with it, they drink their beer and leave.
Couple days later they come back and ask the same thing.
Bartender says "no, i'm really not all that much into music in the first place, was just doing a one time favor"
the man pulls a lamp out of his pocket. "i have this genie lamp, and i'll trade you for a pitcher of beer for me and my friend. All you do is rub it, and poof, a genie pops out and grants you one wish. That's how i got this little friend of mine. Just one pitcher and then we'll be on our way."
bartender again reluctantly says sure. They drink and are on there way.
They come back the next day and walk in, but this time the bar is just full of ducks. A million ducks atleast.
The man goes to the bar and asks the bartender, "where did all these ducks come from?"
bartender says "well, i did what you said, i rubbed the lamp and a genie came out and said he would grant me one wish. So i wished for a million bucks!"
the man slaps his head and replies " oh shit, i forgot to tell you the genie was a little hard of hearing. Come on, you really think i wished for a foot tall pianist!?!"
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