Quote Originally Posted by benspocket View Post
Vultures Are Flying

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
Hahaha I love that pun shit.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks to the other and says "this taste funny to you?"