Who is the WORST Poker Player on this site ??? ! ! !

God bless ebaytime for starting a trend!!!

The easy answer is cyrus.

loll he dun did it....

so....many....degens

this thread is going to Trump ebays thread... lol

negative not enough people on this forum with the balls to post what they really think

wow, i think people are scared to start naming names. I will admit that I am. but if sum 1 says it (AZREAL PLS SAY IT!!!), I will second their opinion!!!

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Originally Posted by azreal1

negative not enough people on this forum with the balls to post what they really think

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I don't think there's enough room on this forum for me to list all the people who are awful. That's why I just said Cyrus.

TOP 5 WORST PLAYERS EASY
#1 Bonghead
#2 Bonghead
#3 Bonghead
#4 Bonghead
#5 Bonghead

Ok, im gonna go ahead and go:

cat, mommahud, myriamandmax, don, cprl O riley, doctorjack, NO9NOJNOKNOH, just to name a few

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wow, i think people are scared to start naming names. I will admit that I am. but if sum 1 says it (AZREAL PLS SAY IT!!!), I will second their opinion!!!

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since u asked so nicely
ill stick with merge tourneys since 80% of the fuckheads that play on stars are retarded

first off most of the women players are stupid on a level that makes u think the 2 characters from dumb and dumber are candidates for mensa, of these include cat, jlynne, mommahud they need to learn that calling all the way to the river with fuck all but a pair of threes is not good play its dumb

not forgetting the fucktard that is jerseytime this cretin clicks all in so many times i think he jerks off to it and sadly seems a few have started follwing his trend, drjack or whatever his name is, is one of them

we ALL have bad days but these few players i have mentioned as well as many many more are the worst not just for there play style its there general ignorance and complete lack of willingness to try and improve, they are quite happy to sit and play like downers all day every day it saddens me greatly

Church!!! I forgot JLynn

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Originally Posted by azreal1

since u asked so nicely
ill stick with merge tourneys since 80% of the fuckheads that play on stars are retarded

first off most of the women players are stupid on a level that makes u think the 2 characters from dumb and dumber are candidates for mensa, of these include cat, jlynne, mommahud they need to learn that calling all the way to the river with fuck all but a pair of threes is not good play its dumb

not forgetting the fucktard that is jerseytime this cretin clicks all in so many times i think he jerks off to it and sadly seems a few have started follwing his trend, drjack or whatever his name is, is one of them

we ALL have bad days but these few players i have mentioned as well as many many more are the worst not just for there play style its there general ignorance and complete lack of willingness to try and improve, they are quite happy to sit and play like downers all day every day it saddens me greatly

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I think this my favorite post since I signed up for the site.

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Originally Posted by azreal1

since u asked so nicely
ill stick with merge tourneys since 80% of the fuckheads that play on stars are retarded

first off most of the women players are stupid on a level that makes u think the 2 characters from dumb and dumber are candidates for mensa, of these include cat, jlynne, mommahud they need to learn that calling all the way to the river with fuck all but a pair of threes is not good play its dumb

not forgetting the fucktard that is jerseytime this cretin clicks all in so many times i think he jerks off to it and sadly seems a few have started follwing his trend, drjack or whatever his name is, is one of them

we ALL have bad days but these few players i have mentioned as well as many many more are the worst not just for there play style its there general ignorance and complete lack of willingness to try and improve, they are quite happy to sit and play like downers all day every day it saddens me greatly

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Damn ... explained that very well.. good point.

those names.. how nostalgic~

PROPS TO AZREAL, I second what he says about most women players also!!

Wow, need to start AZREAL fan club

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PROPS TO AZREAL, I second what he says about most women players also!!

Wow, need to start AZREAL fan club

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Azrael for mod

Being a female myself, I should probably stick up for us in some fashion.
However, being an honest female, I can't really do that.
As far as I can tell (modulo limited data set and all), female = calling to the river with crud + (and this might seem paradoxical but isn't) folding really good hands to normal sized bets in fear of of monsters even when the previous betting and history doesn't warrant a fold.
All my X chromosomes scream at me to call to the river and see flops with cruddy cards in early and middle position.

I try to fight it but don't always succeed.

In fact, playing poker these past few weeks is actually quite instructive with respect to how females self-marginalize and to the fact that being aware of self-marginalization does not actually do anything to help it.

I have come to suspect that learning to bet and fold properly might have benefits to women well beyond the scope of poker.

great post wiresunderneath

I am I am the worst player this site has seen BY FAR BAR NONE.

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I am I am the worst player this site has seen BY FAR BAR NONE.

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Me and you both.

It is not me....

it might be me. and i am a female.

chefdd

There are too many donks to name

I will give my honest answer after this tournament

Is there a point to this thread beyond fostering negativity?

Everybody but the person who wins the last tourney

DONKA TONKA! Fuck that guy!

I am surprised no one has nominated me yet. When it happens I will second it.

Just came by to read .I don't have any comment :D

azreal azreal azreal, you never fail to amuse me. I have had a chance to play with one of those names you mentioned and you are spot on!!

Now if you all want a name to call out I may unleash UltimateDonkSavior to deliver a new world of tilt on everyone!!! Don't make me do it!!

Drywallman3 is far and away the worst player on this site.

Great post azreal lol

lilg because he plays so much and thinks hes so good but hes always hiding from cookies hahaa

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lilg because he plays so much and thinks hes so good but hes always hiding from cookies hahaa

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Lilg is that amazing person that somehow manages to simultaneously be both the best and worst player on the site.

Dude truly is a once in a generation talent

holy crap

Me for sure

you all are

pretty sure im right up there