The Donkey (one dimensional thought process): "This is my hand, These are my cards, I'm DA BEST!!!!"
The instructor is thinking: "One problem there speedy, there is another guy in the hand with you".
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The Donkey (one dimensional thought process): "This is my hand, These are my cards, I'm DA BEST!!!!"
The instructor is thinking: "One problem there speedy, there is another guy in the hand with you".
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Pretty funny, lets see what people add to it lol
I agree
wow you gave donkeys more credit then i do by saying there one dimensional thinking. I didnt think they even had thoughts LOL
lol good one
Well first things first some of these players are being labeled donkeys when alot of them are fish. The thing about a donkey is he dont know any better the problem with a fish is he knows just enough to give a shark a hard time!!! LOL what about the Nits and Tags though?????
Hey you leave the NIT WITS alone !! lol
See the picture - ALL IN
Watching price is right? Watching Jerry Springer reruns?? Watching Lets make a deal and trying to see how it relates to poker?? And just maybe they could be watching the task completed board here on PO thinking I think I will see if trialpay will hit the flop or if matomy, maybe on the turn, oh no its radio loyalty on the river>> lol
That's just the point donkeys don't think they just do. Similar to a virus or bacteria. They don't know why there here they just are.
this is the funniest thread ive seen ina while lol
did anyone say
donkeys don't thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Woooooooooooooooooooomppppppppppp wompppppppppp womppppppp Lol... figured there would be some say that :D hehe they just wish on luck and think somehow they wiN!!!! 90%%%%% players
and Drock, your a lil pussy bitch, ill own u at the poker tables... see u on carbon jagoff
that's right exam over, donkeys don't think lol, push and prey
Donkeys eat sharks all day. New leaders of poker.
Just look at this picture it explains it all
they will push with nothing and cry about getting beat so its best to try to dodge the donks lol
this site is swarming with donkeys and weak players :rolleyes:
true that but donkey poker only works for so long and remains consistent for a short time... with winning that is
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but I have dueces
They see their hand strength as static and think top one pair is always a monster.
Ace high = Monster
QJ = Call a raise
AJ= All in
Their biggest thought "but I have the nut draw, which means the hand is worth all of my chips". I love it because it makes me wonder if they know anything about pot odds or implied survival odds in a tourney. I've come to find that if their hand could somehow become the nuts, then it already is the nuts in their minds.
dankazznuggz... that is all, the forum is complete
lmao What are we talkin about? The Price is Right? Lets make a deal lol
So all they think about then is nuts, very strange though processes these donks have.
whenever Im feeling like a real donk... I think.. "heehaw heehaw".... sometimes it helps
All in....i win
If you wanted to know what a donkey is thinking all you had to do was ask, but I will never tell ya......................
A donkey is just about as bad as a fish, but not as bad; the only real difference is if the donkey is dealt...uh, for example, in a 5-seated room, here is just one possible scenario (happens all too frequently):
DONKEY IS DEALT: A-2 os
FISH IS DEALT: 3-5 os
OTHER 3 PLAYERS: KK, QQ, AK
THE FLOP: 6-7-9
Every one calls. Donkey Raises.
4th-Street: J
Everyone checks & calls. Donkey & Fish go all-in. Everyone else, of course calls the all-in.
RIVER: A
Everyone is now all-in.
DONKEY WINS!
That's about what a donkey does..but he/she doesn't just do it for that one hand; they do it for ALL their hands, every game, every time! They'll either, donk out (hence the name) or go on to make the FT. You can not change the way a donkey plays--you must know your donkey in order to whack your donkey (no pun intended).
"You can lead a donkey to the table, but you can't make him fold"
donkeys don't think, they have no brains when it comes to poker
i tell you what a real donkey thinking, its just a freeroll, all in arag all the time, flush or str8 draw al in cant loose..oh well i am out on to the next game
LOL @ WEC's comment. ITS DA BEST!!!!!!!!
The deeper the pocket of the donkey, the worse the donkey.
Somewhere out there their is a winning donkey, I just know it.
Its funny when people call players donkeys. usually these posts occur after one has lost to said player. whats that make you?
donkeys dont think thats why they call them donkeys