Horribad Pokerowned Players

[TheHaversham]

Hey, how bout these sharks.
First, there's a short-stack who limp-reshoves 30bbs with 22: BLUFFEDinWACO87
Next, there's the big-stack who limp-calls 45bbs with 44: sickreadtwenty3
And of course, the mid-stack who open-shoves 45bbs with Q5...but it was sooooooted: VinnieDestino

So we have three horribad players getting all or most of their chips in the middle pre-flop. Can you guess who wins?

Fancygirl1212 Posts SB 15.00
holdemMattknightes Posts BB 30.00
MichMan79 Folds
BLUFFEDinWACO87 Calls 30.00
RowJimmy Calls 30.00
totalmaniiac2 Folds
tomtom26 Folds
dca10101 Folds
sickreadtwenty3 Calls 30.00
VinnieDestino All In 1370.00
Fancygirl1212 Folds
holdemMattknightes Folds
BLUFFEDinWACO87 All In 848.00
RowJimmy Folds
sickreadtwenty3 Calls 1340.00
BLUFFEDinWACO87 Shows 2d,2s
sickreadtwenty3 Shows 4c,4h
VinnieDestino Shows Qc,5c

Flop is 6KT...Turn is 5...River is T.

BLUFFEDinWACO87 Out
VinnieDestino Won 2709.00 from Pot 1 with Two Pair Tens and Fives
VinnieDestino Won 984.00 from Pot 2 with Two Pair Tens and Fives

Our donkey VinnieDestino would go on to 3bet all-in the very next hand with his 75bbs and KQo. But he wasn't done! He followed that up the very next hand by open-shoving all 75bbs again with A6o, spiking a 6 to beat the AJo who had "trapped" him, lol.

Thanks, VinnieDestino!!! You're why some of us cash checks! We wish you continued good luck.

[rivdee]

Hey, how bout these sharks.
First, there's a short-stack who limp-reshoves 30bbs with 22: BLUFFEDinWACO87
Next, there's the big-stack who limp-calls 45bbs with 44: sickreadtwenty3
And of course, the mid-stack who open-shoves 45bbs with Q5...but it was sooooooted: VinnieDestino

So we have three horribad players getting all or most of their chips in the middle pre-flop. Can you guess who wins?

Fancygirl1212 Posts SB 15.00
holdemMattknightes Posts BB 30.00
MichMan79 Folds
BLUFFEDinWACO87 Calls 30.00
RowJimmy Calls 30.00
totalmaniiac2 Folds
tomtom26 Folds
dca10101 Folds
sickreadtwenty3 Calls 30.00
VinnieDestino All In 1370.00
Fancygirl1212 Folds
holdemMattknightes Folds
BLUFFEDinWACO87 All In 848.00
RowJimmy Folds
sickreadtwenty3 Calls 1340.00
BLUFFEDinWACO87 Shows 2d,2s
sickreadtwenty3 Shows 4c,4h
VinnieDestino Shows Qc,5c

Flop is 6KT...Turn is 5...River is T.

BLUFFEDinWACO87 Out
VinnieDestino Won 2709.00 from Pot 1 with Two Pair Tens and Fives
VinnieDestino Won 984.00 from Pot 2 with Two Pair Tens and Fives

Our donkey VinnieDestino would go on to 3bet all-in the very next hand with his 75bbs and KQo. But he wasn't done! He followed that up the very next hand by open-shoving all 75bbs again with A6o, spiking a 6 to beat the AJo who had "trapped" him, lol.

Thanks, VinnieDestino!!! You're why some of us cash checks! We wish you continued good luck.

I don't know who you are, but I am GREATLY enjoying this series - enough sarcasm without over-the-edge lunacy. Please keep up the good work, you should have daily material.

[TGxHUSSLE]

when in freerolls you have to get use to getting bad beats all of the time. I just got eliminated with only 5 players to the money with kings beacause the guy pushed pre flop with tens and hit a ten on the river it happens nuthin you can do about it donk will be donks

[TheHaversham]

when in freerolls you have to get use to getting bad beats all of the time. I just got eliminated with only 5 players to the money with kings beacause the guy pushed pre flop with tens and hit a ten on the river it happens nuthin you can do about it donk will be donks

Don't be confused, it's not a bad beat thread...it's an appreciation thread. An homage to donkeys, if you will.

And for the record, I'm fairly certain that nobody cares about your bad beat(s) nor mine. It doesn't matter how close to the money you are, or how much the buy-in was, or how many tourneys you cashed in yesterday. Irrelevance is irrelevant.

I bet you'd like to think of yourself as a pro, amirite? I have news, bad beats happen just as much - and they sting a little more IMO - in higher buy-in tourneys as well. This disease is not specific to freerolls.

When/if you ever DO become a pro, you will learn that there, in fact, IS something you can do about it. But that's like teaching the monkey how to open his own cage. You get to sort that one out on your own.

[lorenz0wns]

when in freerolls you have to get use to getting bad beats all of the time. I just got eliminated with only 5 players to the money with kings beacause the guy pushed pre flop with tens and hit a ten on the river it happens nuthin you can do about it donk will be donks

assuming he had a pushing stack, this is standard

[United]

Hey, how bout these sharks.
First, there's a short-stack who limp-reshoves 30bbs with 22: BLUFFEDinWACO87
Next, there's the big-stack who limp-calls 45bbs with 44: sickreadtwenty3
And of course, the mid-stack who open-shoves 45bbs with Q5...but it was sooooooted: VinnieDestino

So we have three horribad players getting all or most of their chips in the middle pre-flop. Can you guess who wins?

Fancygirl1212 Posts SB 15.00
holdemMattknightes Posts BB 30.00
MichMan79 Folds
BLUFFEDinWACO87 Calls 30.00
RowJimmy Calls 30.00
totalmaniiac2 Folds
tomtom26 Folds
dca10101 Folds
sickreadtwenty3 Calls 30.00
VinnieDestino All In 1370.00
Fancygirl1212 Folds
holdemMattknightes Folds
BLUFFEDinWACO87 All In 848.00
RowJimmy Folds
sickreadtwenty3 Calls 1340.00
BLUFFEDinWACO87 Shows 2d,2s
sickreadtwenty3 Shows 4c,4h
VinnieDestino Shows Qc,5c

Flop is 6KT...Turn is 5...River is T.

BLUFFEDinWACO87 Out
VinnieDestino Won 2709.00 from Pot 1 with Two Pair Tens and Fives
VinnieDestino Won 984.00 from Pot 2 with Two Pair Tens and Fives

Our donkey VinnieDestino would go on to 3bet all-in the very next hand with his 75bbs and KQo. But he wasn't done! He followed that up the very next hand by open-shoving all 75bbs again with A6o, spiking a 6 to beat the AJo who had "trapped" him, lol.

Thanks, VinnieDestino!!! You're why some of us cash checks! We wish you continued good luck.

Oh god I was in this hand and I remember it!

I lold for a good 5 minutes after this hand.