You ever get trash talkers? Dumb ones? And then serve the hell out of them? Heres one to warm the cockles...
I'm playing in a tourney, Fast 50, and I get aces - I shove into 3 players not wanting a show down...dummy calls me - lose 1500 to me...I was very tight and it was getting late. 2 hands later (keep in mind i played only 8 hands so far in 2 hours) I get AA agin!! I do the same thing into 5 guys with bets... Dummy calls me again!! This time he had AK off. I think 50% of my hands til then were AA or KK. He starts quoting every sucker in the book tellng me I suck. I tell him Im the tightest player here? Why would you call with AK off??? for 90% of your stack? He then starts quoting stats and how i suck. Little did he know I was in 3 tourneys at the same time - and cashing in all 3. Told him to look me up real time. What his stats don't tell him is that I win $11 sat coupons all the time and can't use them. When I lose the coupon - or flat donkem off cuz run out of time, I lose $11 off my stats - which is huge considering I only play .06, .50 and $1 tourneys. All those free roll Sat Coupons sku stats awful. His HU display fkd him - and loud mouth gets railed. All her had to do was avoid me and he would of final tabled with me. I FT 2 tourneys and took 37 out of 450 for 13x Buy in. If he would have watched me on ANY table - he would of saved himself lots.