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    Some funny new signatures..

    These always go down well...if you are fed up of using the same old signature all the time, try one of these instead:

    I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG

    Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

    Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

    We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest!

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

    I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

    What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

    If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

    Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

    All generalizations are false.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

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    Well hello occifer, you here to take me lome
    Failing to Prepare is Preparing to fail : John Wooden

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    nice I like the lottery 1.
    I poker face off and now she faceless.
    I poker so much I deserve a bracelet!

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    Those are pretty funny.

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    Some of them are funny, but a lot of them don't make sense.

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    Those are great. I think my favorite one is... "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. " so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tturne01 View Post
    Those are great. I think my favorite one is... "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. " so true.
    Yeah I agree this one is too cool. Like em all though Thanks for sharing bonghead. Maybe you can share the bong too......lol
    I pay in blood....but not my own. BDylan

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    Here is one..."Sometimes being an adult is exactly what you imagined it would be when you were five: staying up late and eating Lucky Charms for dinner." <- So true!
    When I looked up "Ninjas" in Thesaurus.com, it said "Ninja's can't be found" Well played Ninjas, well played.

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    Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
    When I looked up "Ninjas" in Thesaurus.com, it said "Ninja's can't be found" Well played Ninjas, well played.

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    Thanks,,, I'm okay with mine....
    " JUST KILLIN TIME,,, WAITING FOR TIME TO KILL ME,,,"

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