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  1. #1
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    Joke of the day Thread

    How are women and tornadoes alike?

    They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.


    What does a gay horse eat?

    HEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!

    gl today in fr peeps..

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    Quote Originally Posted by gametime74 View Post
    How are women and tornadoes alike?

    They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.


    What does a gay horse eat?

    HEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!

    gl today in fr peeps..
    knew the first one and the second one i dont really like....................

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    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

    "In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    very funny shesells ... gonna have to remember that one

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