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    Team PO Pro sickread23's Avatar
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    Funny joke I read on another forum....

    A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

    Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

    Son: At school.

    The robot slaps the son.

    Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

    Dad: Which one?

    Son: Kung Fu Panda.

    The robot slaps the son again.

    Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

    Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!

    The robot slaps the Dad.

    Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he?s your son.

    The robot slaps the mom.

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    PokerOwned Demi-God AcesUp1439's Avatar
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    That is funny as hell... Good joke Sickread

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    It seems like a lie detector robot would be pretty pricey. If dad bought one, I assume He would be confident in the robots abilities. THAT being said, why would dad(who just paid for a product he believes in) lie to the robot? Can I ruin a good joke or what?

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    Friggin slut wife man, boy i tell ya.

    unless they were swingers, and the dad is a cuckold and WANTED a kid that wasn't his.

    i ruin it better
    RANGER (B2B HU LOYALTY GAME CHAMP! DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE NOOB? NO, NO YOU DON'T!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokeyourface View Post
    Friggin slut wife man, boy i tell ya.

    unless they were swingers, and the dad is a cuckold and WANTED a kid that wasn't his.

    i ruin it better
    lol I am never let down by the crazy responses by the poke!!! Long live the BBC club!!

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    18:37 <thepokerkid> @thepokerkid: and stop thinking about gay things

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    very funny thanks for sharing lol; lol lol

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