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    funny joke i found today

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

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    OMG too funny!! thanks for posting that!! needed a good laugh to start the day!!!

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    yes that was a real laugh out loud for me thanks for sharing

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    ... meh. Here's my go:

    Samurai Contest

    A contest of samurai sword skills.
    Japanese samurai approaches red box, out flies Bee. Swish! bee cut in half
    Chinese samurai approaches blue box, out flies fly. Swish! Swish! Fly cut in quarters
    Jewish samurai approaches blue and white box. Out flies mosquito. Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish!
    Mosquito still flies.
    The judges say: "Look, mosquito still alive!"
    and Jewish samurai reply: "Noone ever died from my circumcision"

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    I have heard this joke before. It still makes me laugh when i here it. LMFAO

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    Pretty good ones. Always up for a good corny joke.

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    I wasted a few minutes of my life on this thread. Precious minutes that I will never get back.

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    yes big waste of my time...what the hell is this bs lol hahahah so dumb!

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    both jokes are funny keep them coming love them

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    lol there you can find anything

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