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    Driver

    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

    The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

    The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

    The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

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    haha

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    Well maybe the bus driver should have ignored the kid. LOL
    A bad attitude is just like a car with a flat tire, "You aren't going anywhere unless you change it."

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    the movie driver is good, this joke is fucking lame tho

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    soo good.

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    That is a good one. The kid is just setting up the bus driver the whole time.

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    haha

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