Get a real sharp stake and a heavy mallet. Then try to find a Vampire. Usually the best place to look is a very dark place like a cave or basement. They work the night shift, so finding them in the daytime is your best bet.

You may want to carry some garlic, a cross and some "Holy Water" in case the bastards wake up. The well off Vampires will be in a Copper Coffin. But also check any big boxes where you might find a "Homeless Vampire". After you find a Vampire then you need to locate the heart and then start "STAKING".


Sorry guys, life it too short, have to have a little fun now and then.