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    PokerOwned Demi-God tracyrickrobby's Avatar
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    too funny, had to share!!

    My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

    I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended ringgold high school ...

    'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a tiger,' he gleamed with pride.
    When did you graduate?' i asked.
    He answered, 'in 1962.. Why do you ask?'
    you were in my class!', i exclaimed.
    He looked at me closely.

    Then, that ugly,

    old,

    bald,

    wrinkled faced,

    fat-assed,

    gray-haired,

    decrepit

    son-of-a-bitch

    asked,

    'what did you teach" ?

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    PokerOwned Demi-God HopsBar28's Avatar
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    I think this hits too close to home...
    I'm not slurring my words. I'm talking in cursive. I believe the ladies find it to be quite elegant.

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