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    A mortician was working late one night.
    He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
    'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'
    So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
    'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
    Oh no, the wife said, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'
    Carpe diem!

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    lollllll!!!!!!!! she's been doing shwartz, thats pretty funny

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    And his his internal organs where estan, simultaneously it is ugly

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    Did q do? Was it unfaithful?

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    looool nice joke brother jajaja, very good, GOOD LUCK ALLS! good bye brothers! !!!!!!!!!!!

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