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    Obama's driver!!!!

    Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
    Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
    'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.
    Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. 'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama.
    The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
    'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.
    'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.

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    lol good one never heard that one before

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    never heard? lol, same jokes, different elections

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    good joke i will try to remember this joke when romney is the next prez as well..lol

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    lol funny joke.thanks for the post!!!!!!!!!!!

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    haha very funny... Wish this was a true story and not a joke.. need this fool out of office as soon as possible.

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    Obamaa is a cool president it is a neiger i like ... lool

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    Obama is the first black president ot the USA

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    Funny, but sure to draw attention. lol Wonder if the writer of this joke is actually from the USA or another country. I am sure people of another country hate the pres more than some of the folks out here in the US. I for one, like him but really who cares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricardo View Post
    Obamaa is a cool president it is a neiger i like ... lool
    I hope something is lost here in translation. Otherwise wow.
    Anyways I am no the biggest Obama fan by any stretch of the imagination so this is pretty frigging funny to me.

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