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    I .. is

    Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ?I?.
    Millie: I is?
    Teacher: Stop, Millie. It?s wrong. Always say ?I am?.
    Millie: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
    Carpe diem!

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    Long ago, old John comes to America and goes to the brothel. ask:
    - How much?
    Reply whore:
    - Two dollars.
    - Why two dollars?
    - One of the put, one out.
    Ion p ** Put the old man and remain still.
    - What happened, say bitch, what you left it, gives you the c * r, that all omu '.
    - I can not, says John Santa, I have only one dollar.

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    A wolf in Little Red Riding Hood ran through the forest. She runs, runs, runs and finally get to Grandmother's house.
    MORAL: The best friend a girl's legs are.
    The next day, a wolf running through the woods on the hood, a catch and rape.
    MORAL: The best friends can separate!

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    Thanks for the chuckle, that one's been around a long time, but it's still a good one.

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    nhhhhh lol lol lol very niceee man !!!!!!

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    Sweet one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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