he he he

[dorudelafocsani]

MALE OR FEMALE?

5 reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. A better model is right around the corner.
3. They look attractive - until you take them home.
4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
5. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5 reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even the smallest mistakes are committed to memory.
3. The native language used to communicate with others of their kind is incomprehensible to anyone else.
4. The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

[yonutsm]

Whede did you get those jokes?

[yarono]

jjjjjj like what we here called? start being serious and publish good things that people will see and respond!

[steveg78]

That is another good one. Keep them coming, I appreciate the comic relief.

[tr4v4d40]

like what we here called?

[wwwrungood]

Lol good one. A lot of them make good sense.

[diego9157]

lol nice one. Very good jokes by the way