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  1. #1
    Danghis Khan dk12's Avatar
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    A Guide on how to NOT lose your bankroll. or something.

    here is a guide on how to lose your $1000 bankroll like a champ!

    step 1: build a small bankroll by grinding freerolls and micro stakes games.

    step 2: win a 33$ 1k gtd by using 1/4 of your br. bringing your br to $1200

    step 3: kill it at the cash tables and play recklessly in mtts..

    step 4: start to get greedy.. and i mean expect to be a millionaire in a few days.

    step 5: start playing mtts with 1/5 of your br.

    step 6: repeat step 5 a few more times.

    step 7: once your br reaches 1/5 of its original 1k, around 2-300, start playing within your br.

    step 8: get bad beats for a whole day and get tilted.

    step 9: start playing mtts you cannot afford once again.. lol

    step 10: start from square one. =)


    hahhahahahahahaha this is the story of my life.. =(

    time to start from scratch again....

    this is why you MUST play within your bankroll limit.. ie.. 1-2% of your br and you will NEVER go bust.

    time to get my shit together and stop being greedy..

    hey sharking how do you do it?~!?!?!?!?! this nig plays .04nl with a 1k br... everyone should respect that. that shit is less than 1% of his br.


    the moral of this story is.. DO NOT DO WHAT I DID!!!


    weEeeEEEeeEee~
    Last edited by dk12; 01-08-2013 at 05:59 PM.
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    TON is Gone.
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    If only you had given me this advice while I was at Fulltilt (back in the long long ago). I swear they named the site after me.

    Managing my BR on Carbon much better.


    (enjoyed this post Dk12)

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    TON is Gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hey833 View Post
    I swear they named the site after me.
    DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP COPY/PASTING peoples posts to get points. Not cool at all.

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    Danghis Khan dk12's Avatar
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    im goign to try to never buy in to a big tourny again.. just going to try and win satt ticket entries.

    from. here. on. out.

    fml
    "Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you will get the results" -Oscar Wilde

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    PokerOwned Demi-God AcesUp1439's Avatar
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    Thanks for the advice dk. I will try to build a BR the correct way. lol.

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    I think I'm a hopeless case when it comes to proper bankroll management. But I keep trying!

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    I've yet to even have a 1k bankroll. Come close to it though.

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    gl on all your endeavors of building your rolls...

    gl

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    love the name of this forum.....the "or whatever" makes it sound like you dont give a shit....but gl everyone trying to build I hope the best for you.

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