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OK this is really really easy and lets not get to out of control with it but just finish the sentence. This should get funny I am hoping.
My response.
Chop every limb from its body while cutting off blood to those cut limbs, adding some adrenaline so it doesnt pass out from pain or die from bleeding out, or I could just hand it over to me Pablo Escobar and say it stole some of his money lol, Attachment 1146making it suffer for as long as I can for all the years of abuse...
.....come to realise that it is just like that girl in highschool. You know the one? She would sleep with every other guy in school except me... and then even if she finaly DID sleep with me I would end up with an STD. Can't win.
If the river was a person I would..... play like i play every day
Drown It!
if the river was a person i would cater to it like a beautiful woman, sometimes i get love and sometimes i get the cold shoulder..
be best friends with him until he stabs me in the back
i would hold a gun to his nuts and say fk me now LMFAO
kiss and hug her/him.
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Originally Posted by abwil2
i woiulda have stopped bein friiends with him/her years ago. if the river is a person, then i assume its a guy tho lol. SNeaky, devious, fickle,bully , etc... LOL just seems more like mean guy qualities:)
http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l...MSA-001139.jpg this is the person that poppoed into my mind as a good river representative too :D
If the river was a person I would say "Stay away from me!" I just do not like to see the river if possible. It scares me.
i would take it to the bermuda triangle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give it a giant hug, assuming it was the card that I needed of course.
I would get him or her a psychiatrist because he/she obviously needs a mood stabilizer. :rolleyes:
be its Bitch. seems like it always screwing me!
river ...just crash it for me to pleas
where ubeen old man river wanna smoke out?
I would probaly drown in the river like I always do because the river hates me. It is a scary place or card. lol
?The river and the garden have been the foundations of my economy here. Of the two I have liked the river best. It is wonderful to have the duty of being on the river the first and last thing every day. I have loved it even in the rain. Sometimes I have loved it most in the rain.?
