Anyone that would like to sell $20 in any poker room other than Lock (Juicy, BCP, ACR, True, etc) please pm me or just send me a message or respond on this thread if I am offline and I will get back to you asap.
Thanks,
Nate
Anyone that would like to sell $20 in any poker room other than Lock (Juicy, BCP, ACR, True, etc) please pm me or just send me a message or respond on this thread if I am offline and I will get back to you asap.
Thanks,
Nate
whats so bad about lock? but youll take juicy? same network??? not that i wanna trade. just curious
Only got money on Carbon, Aced, And Bovada so I guess no trading. LOL
I need to payout someone that does not want Lock.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommy62278
Wonder if they will ever bring back p2p transfers on merge? Would be nice feature on Bovada too since you mentioned it. Its a necessity in today's poker community. Thinking that is the main reason players tend to stay away from sites that don't offer. But in my opinion, helps build the bankroll bigger and cashout faster since you don't have the option for "leakage" of your roll.Quote:
Originally Posted by AcesUp1439
I wish they would bring back p2p on carbon and Aced it would be nice. They need it for Bovada too.Quote:
Originally Posted by NateVest
But to answer your question about what is bad about Lock is mainly the time it takes for payouts to anyone and everyone. They take much longer (sometimes 2-3x longer in some cases) than other rooms.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommy62278
THE LOCK POKER SECRET STRATEGY SESSIONSQuote:
Originally Posted by NateVest
FEBRUARY 26, 2013
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The following is a work of fiction; an invented transcription of a mythical strategy session at Lock Poker. We admit to having no idea how the real minutes of such a meeting would read, only that it would likely contain a good deal more profanity.
Imagine Lock CEO JENNIFER LARSON, attorney BRYCE GEOFFREY and ecom-bean-counter PILAR CATALA sitting at a table in the Lock offices/Larson condo. Bryce is naked.
JEN: Alright, people… Lock Poker is in freefall. It’s bad enough that we’re taking months to pay US players, but players outside the US are beginning to realize that their local banks won’t accept Canadian Tire money. I want suggestions for pulling our asses out of the fire. Pilar, how do our financial books look?
PILAR: Which books? The ones I show you, the ones I show the regulators or the secret set I keep in the box behind the washer-dryer in my basement?
BRYCE: Wait… We have regulators?
JEN: (ignoring Bryce) Do any of these books say we have any money left?
PILAR: One says I have money left.
JEN: Players are getting nervous that we’re about to go under and it’s causing a run on our bank. We need to put out some PR that says we segregate player deposits from operating funds.
PILAR: I’m not sure keeping deposits in our personal accounts is what players mean by segregation.
JEN: Did you people learn nothing from watching Seinfeld? It’s not a lie if WE believe it.
BRYCE: Don’t worry, Jen. Things are turning around. Revolution is about to add Gutshot Poker. Only three more skins and we’ll hit a hundred.
PILAR: So?
BRYCE: Don’t we get extra air miles or a free sandwich or something?
JEN: It doesn’t matter how many skins Revolution has, you idiot! Lock isn’t even part of Revolution now that we’ve segregated our tables from the other skins. Which reminds me, why aren’t people buying our claim that we segregated our tables to protect our fish from other skins’ grinders?
PILAR: Lock always had more grinders than anybody else, so it was like saying we were locking our foxes inside the chicken coop to keep our chickens safe from other foxes. Bottom line, the segregation means we’re no longer obligated to pay other skins, but now there’s nobody left on Lock except grinders, none of whom will play against each other.
JEN: How did we end up with an all-grinder ecosystem?
BRYCE: Um, it might have something to do with the fact that I’ve been giving players 110% rakeback.
JEN: Why the hell would you agree to that?
BRYCE: Well, I was watching this sports movie, and the coach said something about giving 110% and the players got all excited, so I figured…
JEN: There’s literally no rock bottom to the depths of your stupidity, is there?
BRYCE: Not yet, no.
JEN: On top of everything else, PokerScout now says Bodog has more traffic than Revolution.
PILAR: But you know PokerScout has no idea how big Bodog’s numbers are and that they just make them up. So why do you care?
JEN: Because people believe anything that’s on the internet, that’s why! It’s like that stupid photo showing a bigger lock superimposed over my crotch than over Bryce’s, so people think I have a bigger penis than Bryce.
BRYCE: That’s actually a reasonable assumption. I mean, yes, you’re a girl, but I do have an extremely small penis.
JEN: So I see. Remind me again why the hell you are always walking around stark naked.
BRYCE: So people think I have no assets. Then maybe they’ll stop filing civil suits against me.
JEN: Focus, people! How do we get out of this mess?
PILAR: We could do like the TV show Dallas and announce that the entire last year was a dream, and everybody’s actually been playing on Cake this whole time.
JEN: Brilliant! Tell our players to resubmit all withdrawal requests to Cake. Meanwhile, instruct our affiliates to start displaying the new banner ads for our Ponzi Payday tournament and our ’40 Acres & A Mule’ signup bonus. Now, both of you get outta here. I have dinner guests coming in an hour and I need to set this table. And Bryce…?
BRYCE: Yes, boss?
JEN: Take your chair out back and burn it.
source: Lock Poker’s Secret Strategy Sessions | Poker News : Online Gambling News
Warning – be very careful with Lock Poker
3 days ago at 12:30 pm
Some members may have noticed that we have never openly advertised Lock Poker despite the fact that they have been throwing away hilarious high Rakeback promotions towards their players. On the other hand and most importantly, the withdrawals have been awful slow, not just for the US but also non US – it is simply unacceptable that cashouts to Skrill for example take weeks if not even months.
The latest development has seen Lock separating its cash game tables from 1/2 and upwards from the rest of the network as has been reported by Pokerfuse.
We cannot recommend playing on Lock at all from our point of view given what all these indications do hint, only keep as much money on there as you are willing to lose. If you wish to play on the Revolution network, you can do so on Juicy Stakes for new US players.
The most trustworthy and rock solid brand on the network is Intertops, where we are hosting a private cash buy-in with money added each Saturday: Intertops $3 Buy-in + $15 Added . Intertops uses their own separate cashier and the transactions are very reliable, players from the US with existing accounts can still play. The same reliability is also the case for the recently launched Revolution skin of BuzzPoker as well.
Best regards,
The Pokerspace Team
No longer in need of this. Thanks to all who helped out getting this accomplished for me.
I need 2500 PO points by tomorrow morning to pay a loan off in loan shark. I have poker room money on every skin and have posted multiple trade offers in marketplace. It is first come first serve, so once I get the points I need, I will no longer have poker room funds available at the rate I am offering right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by NateVest
Hello I have to make an advisory emergency situational proclaimation and conviction that this original posting should not be in this forum but in the other forum down the road that is right yes you heard me ok it is called market place yes go to the market place and post there about your point wanting i am only helping now leave
You are correct, however unless you can tell me how to change forums or delete posts without admin access, I cannot do much but apologize for the oversight. May have had too many rum and cokes that night.Quote:
Originally Posted by oixo
geez whats the big deal. its just a small post. good luck to u both on getting what u
Isn't this wrong category?
I love run and coke, with no fruit, I call it a scurvvy
Dont think carbon does transfers anymore either:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by NateVest