Yeah!! The urban dictionary cracks me up!
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Yeah!! The urban dictionary cracks me up!
aquaintance zone
Aquaintance zone is like friend zone only one step further and much more degrading.
"Thank you for carrying in the couch for me; you're such a great aquaintance!"
"Ooohhh! You just got aquaintance zoned!"
Basic Bitch
1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant
2) just an extra regular female
1) A female who think she ain't gotta give up ass to keep a man
2) A basic bitch goes to the library to check her facebook
usie
A group selfie; a picture one takes with themselves and many others in the photo. One takes an usie to be silly with friends and have fun taking random pictures of themselves.
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
1. Never tell everything you know.
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
Roid rage
Wanting to throw your Android device at the wall because it has never performed the way your Apple or Windows device did.
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
1. Never tell everything you know.
if i only get one it'd be ..thankGawdiGotsmeNewkeyboardstoPostDisDshit
Below is the dictionary.com word of the day as an example:
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
Can I use the urban dictionary instead? ... that would be more fun
so here it goes "PUTZ"
Fwerking
The act of fapping and twerking simutainiously. Some see as a dance move, others a sign of the devil.
coprophilia
An obsessive interest in feces.
My cousin Randy puts the "pro" in coprophilia. He's super into shit.
I will use it in a sentence for everyone:
"It's not what it took to get there, it's having enough to finish."
1. Never tell everything you know.
Can't even
Can't deal or can't handle it/you.
"I can't even right now."
Saltdaddy
The complete opposite of a sugardaddy, one who tries, but is broke and fronting.
Man, I said I wanted a new comforter set from Macy's not the goodwill....he is such a saltdaddy!
armpitties
When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits
I hooked up with girl last night she an an amazing ass but the worst set of armpitties.
1. Never tell everything you know.
1. Never tell everything you know.
guy time
When men have quality time together, and do "guy" things. This is usually referred to when a guy wants to hang out with his friends. A man might tell his girl friend or significant other that he's about to or would like to participate in this.
Compa ~~~ Compa is spanish for compadre :cool: The best man in your wedding.... I need a compa.... Because everyones so fake.
frignorant
Use instead of the two words Fucking Ignorant. To describe an act, person, situation, etc... Anything that the user of the word finds objectionable, rude, offensive, lame or otherwise.
Wantrepreneur
n: someone who thinks about being an entrepreneur or starting a business but never gets started.
Bill is such a Wantrepreneur. Always talking about starting a business, but never getting there.
I will use it in a sentence for everyone:
Last edited by Zab; 10-28-2011 at 08:56 AM.
1. Never tell everything you know.
"It's not what it took to get there, it's having enough to finish."
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
Food Whore
A person that will do anything for food.
Someone that is always around where food is.
You are such a food whore , you smelled food and you got her ASAP.
1. Never tell everything you know.
Never tell everything you know.
I will use it in a sentence for everyone:
shweeting
Tweeting whilst shitting.
Pedro: I was shweeting while on the can.
Hamhead: Gross!
This is just for fun! ?