When is possible to do, try to do it with odds.
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When is possible to do, try to do it with odds.
hows bout be careful what yu asked for ,yu just might get it,or bumper sticker save a whale harpoon a fat chick
The pearl is in the river.
" I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time."
"the problem with america is stupidity, why not take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself"
Go for three! Never punt if you can Go for three!
When is time to go to school, you realize is burning.
The thinks was burning was just your hair. :D
God of Poker - Gods is from Heaven, a god skills that can past over 200% Luck.
Eat more chicken
"The biggest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one."
even a blind pig finds acorn once in awhile,so keep pluggin at it yu bound to hit
Typing on keyboard is faster than bullet train :)
Haha I was getting ready to say this one as well , and it was on a Hummer :)Quote:
Originally Posted by PooffyFooffy
Today was a bad day, but you always have tommorow
Lmao cant remember where I herad this one , but its perfect for today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prozach
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."
i wanna win a tourny, thats my quote for the day
My boss didn't know i drank, till one day i came to work sober
This ia a very funny thread, just saw one on TV Eat more chicken :)
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. ~Author uncertain, attributed to Alex Hay
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass. ~Bob Hope
I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. ~Gerald Ford
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
" you aint cool unless you pee your pants"
"well, if that's the case, consider me a regualr Miles Davis"
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum. :p
"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...... just be an illusion."
"I did this", says my memory. "I can't have done this", says my proud, and stays inflexible. Lastly - memory cedes.
Nature Quote of the Day
My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.
When you're out with your honey
And your nose is kinda runny
Ya might think it's funny
But it snot
-My drunk Grandfather
?Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.?
"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing." Socrates
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
William Shakespeare
"Boldness be my friend. " William Shakespeare
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand." Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
"Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential."
Winston Churchill
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside."
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail - John Wooden
"The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality."
no i think thats just being stupid LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by jte777
and you certainly can not fix stupid,Quote:
Originally Posted by AryAlton
"If a problem can be solved there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good" Dalai Lama
"A young man asked Socrates, an ancient Greek philosopher, the secret of Success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met.
Socrates asked the young man to walk with him toward the river.
When the water got up to their necks, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water. The man struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him under water until he started turning blue.
The young man struggled hard and finally managed to get up. The first thing he did was to gasp and take a deep breath.
Socrates asked, “What did you want the most when you were under the water?”
The man replied “Air”.
Socrates said: “That’s the most secret to success. When you want success as badly as you want air, you will get it. There is no other secret”. " Socrates
Life is more important than money, you only got one life.