A family take their mum to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her then sit
her in a chair by the window. She slowly starts to lean over to one
side. 2 attentive nurses straighten her up. She starts to tilt to the
other side The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all
morning. The family arrive and asks Are they treatin you alright? Its
pretty nice, mum replies, except the bastards won?t let you fart
