an indian walks in a bar toting a dead cat,bag of sht,and a shotgun.he goes up to the bar and gets a shot downs the shot jumps up throws the bag ogf sht in the air shoots it with the shotgun and then sits downs and start eating the dead cat.bartender walks over and says what r u doing and the indian replies me want to be like white man ,come in ,get drunk,shoot the sht and eat pusssy! lol