A homeless man asks another man for two dollars. The man says "Will you use the money to buy booze?" The homeless man replies"No, Sir I don't drink. The man then asks "Will you use the money to gamble?"The homeless man replies"No, Sir I don't gamble." So the man says"Do me a favor and come home with me. I want my wife to see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble.