funny one

[benspocket]

An old woman says to her friend: ?You know, last night I was shivering all over from cold.?

Her friend: ?Do you remember if your teeth chattered??

The old woman: ?I don?t think so. We haven?t slept together for ages.?

[benspocket]

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'."

[benspocket]

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantation asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."

The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"

The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

[space_ryan87]

that wad dumb but wha t the heck ahhahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahah

[ddavey25]

waste of my time....not funny

[royalpat]

t was cute thanks for sharing

[wwwrungood]

Ok interesting and yes thanks for sharing lol

[ddavey25]

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

[iwinitall]

wow nice one, you took some time thinking that one up

[ddavey25]

this idea just might work.....when i am 60 i will try lol