Son: Daddy, what does it mean to be drunk?
Father: You know son, do you see those 2 chairs over there... when you are drunk, it seems like there are 4.
Son: But daddy, there is only 1 chair.
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Son: Daddy, what does it mean to be drunk?
Father: You know son, do you see those 2 chairs over there... when you are drunk, it seems like there are 4.
Son: But daddy, there is only 1 chair.
where ya get all this
it's not that funny..
Haha! Only 1 chair! He's already drunk answering his son lol.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
ok ithought the first one was funny but the second one was better. lol
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha nice one looooooooooool
the seconed one is nice
more funnies!
i like this one, reminded me of my smart ass 4 yr old and my father in law. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by kuchereavii
lol the second one is best
Second one is great
hahahahahahahaha, that was very funny. lol
That is another oldie but goodie, thanks for the chuckle, much appreciated.