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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
lol good joke!!
Not bad,,,rofl
thats a good one ;)
looool:) funny=)))) ty 4 this one
good joke thank ou for this hared
lol yeah guys thanx for this lol wifes gonna really kill his ass
hahahaha pretty good.
too funny
thanks for the early mornin laugh
funny lol
DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".
KID: Gotcha.
DAD: what did you buy at the store?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What did you have for dinner?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?
KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!
Looks like some one had way to much time on there hands.... LOL
lol that last one was funny as hell ketchup and rubber buns lolololololol
ok i got a rreal good one. this guy walks into a bar and asks the bar keep for a beer, the barkeep gives the guys his drink...and the guys spills it, rofl, cracks me up every time