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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."
Not awful. I am smiling, so that counts for something. It needs a twist just before the punch.
The one who would gain the case
LOL good one man
nice one,thanks for sharing.
lmao thats a good one :)
The one who would gain the case :)
Hehe
:cool:LOL good one man
Thats a good one and so true about lawyers
What an honest judge. Hell, all and anyone associated with the law or government is corrupt in the state of new mexico. last nite i watched news, the lady cop was driving drunk. Her husband, a cop was fired a year ago for illegal activities. This judge that i seen, i wassnt going to court someone i knew was, he was being accused for taking prostitutes and a few months later see him again his leg was broke. Someeone had broke his leg. the whole system in nm is very sad. cannot believe the president has'nt done anything about it. he should know about this shit