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lets have some fun peeps..you know you a poker degen if..fill in the blanks
You know you are a poker degen if your wife say honey you want to have sex and you say no i am playing poker right now..
you know you a poker degen if you play poker for 24 hrs str8 and call your boss and say i am sick today can't come to work and you continue to play poker...
perfectly worded gametime lol rather poker than sex lol....i might be a degen lmao
If you put your fist through your monitor after getting sucked out on in the Quarter Quicky...
if you blow you're entire roll and panic because your wife has the bank card ROFL
If your buddy sees a woman with a nice rack and says look at that pair,, and you answer, what aces or kings. yes corny, was on a spur of the moment
Im playing freerolls with you donks. lol
lol, still funny though... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by wagon596
Why not just have sex and play poker at the same time?Quote:
Originally Posted by gametime74
rofl that happened 2 meQuote:
Originally Posted by Drywallman3
lol i did that 3 years ago. I was working some dead end temp job while going 2 community college. I went 2 the soaring eagle in mi, which was like a 2 hour drive. I brought the max buyin which was $500 for 1/2 nl. Ended up after approximately 30 hours with $1100. The game was going strong and i called my boss from the casino floor. Had to run to the bathroom when a slot nearby started going off because someone won the jackpot. I ended up with over 2k profit when i c-bet the flop with air and was smooth called. I picked up a double gutter and flush draw and fired again and was re-popped. He had over 500bbs as well and i was just praying 2 hit the 15 outer. Guy lead the river when i rivered a straight and i had a psb behind. Was this old guy and he stared me down for over 5 minutes before making the call. I was like 19 or 20 and was so nervous. Guy finally shrugged and figured i could be some random kid who watched 2 much wpt on tv. He made the call and was so tilted. Ended up giving this kid a ride home, and he is like the only poker friend i have 2 this day. I remember driving home and blowing almost all of it on school clothes. Yeah i had pretty bad brm.Quote:
Originally Posted by gametime74
the passin up sex shizz is a fkn cry for help bud its like 4 mins tops outta the busy poker schedule lmao. camblers anonymos i dont know the # but call the hotline. lol
perfectly worded gametime lol rather poker than sex lol
if you break every traffic law in history because you are that desperate to get home and play your fave tourney
If you wake up and log on to pokerowned and do the lottery, you might be a redneck.
If you think any of you 6 post will get you points you may be a degen forum member. Plus since all you did was spam you will get ur points taken away. Learn to post something or stay off the dam forum noobQuote:
Originally Posted by zvucnik
if you wake up everyday and check your email and then bank accouunt and then go to po and post and scratch lottery
oh and of course look at those videos and if needed get prices for a flght you know you are not taking
refuse to take bathroom breaks in fear of missing the next freeroll.
also having 3 clocks on your laptop running at all times
... if you sell one of your kidneys for a main event entry
if you: pass up eating dinner and rather sleep where you computer is as apose to sleeping where ur queen sized bed is with ur sexy lady is!! "just saying" not what i do or anything lol
You know if you're a poker degen if your friends call you for party-night and you skip it.