About yoursignature? I don't getit. I remeberthis iconic hand like everyone else but what is the funny thing here?Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks
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About yoursignature? I don't getit. I remeberthis iconic hand like everyone else but what is the funny thing here?Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks
There is another thread on this, from 5 months ago. http://www.pokerowned.com/forums/f11...yed-19057.html
Just FYI.
To teach you the humor of JohnnyDeepStacks would cost more then your willing to pay. To understand all that is JohnnyDeepStacks is life times of information. Let me know when you want to get started.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigphatmike
What an unbelievably childish attempt at a thread. Of all the angles that could be taken with a thread like this, you chose the weakest and, despite your bad stats, somehow tried to make it self-serving. This is like chat tilt taken to the next level.
How empty your life must seem. It could have been the "Check out my sweet cash-per-freeroll stat" thread, or even something tongue-in-cheek like "Let's Measure Dicks," but instead you went with this petty version. Get over yourself.
Last I checked, there are no rules governing truth in poker other than revealing the actual contents of your hand. If I want to talk shit in the chat, even if I want to exaggerate and make wild claims, how is it any better for someone else to take it seriously enough to get all butt-hurt? It's a freeroll, champ.
welll im at 64 cents per game if i did it right i suck
Im ready to go down the path of johnny deep stacks enlightenment.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks
I know that hellmuth tanked after he jammed here and lost 3 of 4 lol
JDS threadsaver with Hellmuth is EPIC. I find Hellmuth entertaining, but he is far from the best in the poker world. Idc if he has double digit poker bracelets.... Estfandiari is better, and even he isn't top 5 in the world. I love Hellmuths ego and persona, but I respect so many more poker players game. That Gif/Threadsaver features one of the most iconic poker hands I can remember. Was epic to see him lose 3 straight times. Poor Phil.
That hand is epic and hilarious. I too think Estfandiari is a monster.Quote:
Originally Posted by sickread23
Esfandari is a alien reptilian from the planet of galedemalek 8. he has a false flag agenda operation in the works .. just watchout is all im saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks
I'm an elite PO player, I pretty much make the final table every time but unfortunately, most I've finished is 5th:(.
14 games, 5 final tables, 0 wins, .51/game average, and one of the poorest attitudes I have seen at the tables. Yep, you are pretty elite.... LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by MiamiMadePunk
Actually, I think you just made sickread\'s point for him.
.86 mamajammas!
where is the best place to dump points at?
u should hit me up private message...i got a few questions if u got some time
If your such a great player then what the heck r ya doing playing $45 freerole\'s? enough said
Shut up hater.Quote:
Originally Posted by TONelson
.75 cents here
and that is with me playing in PO fields that were bigger than now, when we got 100 players in the late games, AND not to mention when i first joined PO i sucked...
the point of FR's is practicing to get better, not just donking around
Place Times Placed % Placed
1. 39 3.66%
2. 20 1.88%
3. 28 2.63%
Also as u see, when i get in the top 3, i win most of the time. i KNOW not many can say that! WINNING!
Here is mine:
My Tourneys Stats
Total Tournaments: 483
Have no calculator at the moment, but my winnings are above the number of tourneys, so it puts me slightly above $1 per game, around $1,10 I guess.
And the percentages for top 3 are:
My Tourneys Stats
Total Tournaments: 483
Place Times Placed % Placed
1. 18 3.73%
2. 21 4.35%
3. 19 3.93%
is always good to believe in elites pokerstars players because they are very reliable and interesting when people do their job as professional players ...
Ohhhhh a joshwayne420 alt has been uncovered.Quote:
Originally Posted by MiamiMadePunk
So who's elite or not I prefer the eye test I know the good players on here ATM which are a few that I respect that is what I use ATM since my volume of play is light
the elite players will always be reliable for all because that same as the chosen representatives of the brand, that makes them more responsible in their work as professional players.
wasn't sure if anyone mentioned this donk:
Zab: over $1.20/game played
wow ,1000 dollars and 800 dollars thats alot of money for 35 and 45 dollar tourneys ,I'M NOT WORTHY.seriously how do you get the elite status
well i know its not me, but i also know its not my new friend jk something that wrote me that very nasty pm an then blocked me so i could not thnk him,because i dont rem the game or hand that i musta nailed him,dont know if we have elite plyrs but we have some very consistent plyrs
how did u do the math for that?
total money won/ total games played just?
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by DocHo11idaze
madjek ...back when we were lucky to get 20 players pokerowned made the final table without playin a hand
yeah swittie something like that,i dont get to play as much anymore as i use too,but if they won quite a bit thats definitely part of the equation
my is .45 per game..not big thing i think............... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dipstick2
my itm is 21% although, wich i think isnt that bad ........... O.o
I have 147 tourneys with winnings of 164.60. So makes my average win per game $1.12. So I guess that means I have the right to talk smack. So I guess you didn't analyze my stats sickread. I'd also like to add that I have top 3 finishes in 16 of 147 tourneys, or 10.9%, 8 of those being wins. SO LET THE SMACK TALK COMMENCE. Next time, make sure you mention me damn it. Especially since we've discussed how many final tables I'm at. lol
Everybody talks shit it poker! Quit whining!
You are always gonna get the biggest shit talkers and Donks in Freerolls! I don't know why people don't understand this?????
This entire thread is hilarious. First of all he said "elite PO players". That in itself is beyond funny. Then the word "freeroll" was added. More hilarity. Finally, look at who started the thread and the picture and team he supports!! Very funny all in all. Good thread for a laugh!!
The elite players are very important because them are the image of the mark how pokerstars,'very interesting players elite appear in event important.
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Originally Posted by chadherczeg
funny you say this....ok yes ur profit is around $1.12 avg game....these games last hours....if your not making 15-25 n hr even in standard job ur wasting ur time and mind as well stop pretending your here to make real money....id rather lose hundreds then win dollars...
the term elite players means nuthing to me because I play alot of these freerolls the problem is the are so many shove donks that alot of the times i dont play seriously because no one else is
exactly if they are so called elite player they really would not need freerolls im just sayingQuote:
Originally Posted by 1234Gunsmoke
