"It was suited"
"98 suited is the best hand to go at pocket aces with"
"I got a pocket pair"
"Puppy dog feet"
"I needed a _______ to hit my draw" (meaning it was a gut shot)
"Good luck all in"
"I got two face cards"
to name a few
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"It was suited"
"98 suited is the best hand to go at pocket aces with"
"I got a pocket pair"
"Puppy dog feet"
"I needed a _______ to hit my draw" (meaning it was a gut shot)
"Good luck all in"
"I got two face cards"
to name a few
"any two can win"
" I payed to play same as you"
"i had a feeling with these two cards"
Just a couple more for ya poke
lmao, yeah, It was suited or..I had outs is the best ones
my personal one i use is "lol" or "gotem"
"It's my favorite hand"
playing 8-6 suited because it's your favorite hand... just want to cut off their nads (or cut out their ovaries) so they can't breed
First of all this donk is lost "98 suited is the best hand to go at pocket aces with"Quote:
Originally Posted by PokeYourFace
ITS 78 WTF donk correctly or dont donk at all.
Q2 used to be my favorite hand live.... for some reason it was always a winner, now on these online sites not so much
gg
love when they say ":pot odds" and dont even know wtf they are talking about!!!
" I was getting the right Pot Odds." and if you ask them what the odds were they couldn't even tell you. That has to be my favorite. Idiots are the ones who your gonna make your money off in the LONG TERM but people don't realize that they do get lucky on occasion and you have to have the bankroll to outlast the bad luck.
My favorite one was when a guy called an all in preflop with 32 and then said he thought the other player was bluffing! I also used to play with a maniac who played just about any two cards and if he sucked out (like calling my all in holding ak vs 7-2 off) he'd say "I knew you had nothing".
"i knew you had AA"
And, then, of course, after they double up by putting their whole stack at risk with a gut shot on the river... "Who's got the bigger stack - that shows who's the better player"
I love being told that I sucked out when I flop the nuts in PLO twice . Too funny.
Also the phrase heehaww is one used quite often as well
I love when someone raises 3x BB and after the hand they say "How can you call a 3bet with that"
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
oh wait... thats me.
I didnt want to be pushed around by his aces, Thats what I was told :0, Guy made a straight flush, I now play all suited connectors
What a major donkler man, I cant even believe people like that....but more money for me.
Or when they totally donk you out on a hand then immediately click on the thumbs-up smiley for themselves like their the best poker pro or something.
Gotta agree with the pot odds stuff. Poker math isn't hard to learn.