full poker table caracter

im confused!! LOL how did all the chick names get in here!!?????

anyways i pick hannibal, sneaky mfer!! LOL

The 40 yr old virgin (he knows nothing about poker)
Pinocchio (easy to read)
Dumb
&
Dumber (they would play just as badly as me or hopefully worse!)
Stephen King (ehhhh why not?)
Pamela Anderson ( to distract all the men)

I would have a table full of The Dudes!