Donks drive me CRAZYYY!!!!

World can be cruel.
-Donks don't even seem to notice it!
-Donks are worried about "what pic should i use on the tables?"
........grrrrrrr:mad:
-Donks are always doing clever questions like "can your set of 3 beat my pair of Aces??".......:p
-Donks go All-in cause "oops, i think i just hit the wrong button"...........-.-
Life on tables could be better if donks knew that there are higher hands than pairs.......
=PPPPP
I love donks....they always beat my Four of a Kind with a beatiful Royal Flush and ask:
"-What hand was that that i had....?:confused:".....

-.-

you really put to much passion on this.real life is full of donks too.

I also love the "who cares its only a small buyin or freeroll"

Don't worry over the times a donk has beaten you. Rejoice in the number of times one has given you his chips.

i agree i love when i get a donks chips and it is usally a big stack too

donks make the game, if there were no donks in the game the games would never end , their needed

I love donks. Without them I'd be one broke bastard.

I actually admire the way some donks play. I'm usually pretty good at staying away from them though because I don't donk lol. I think I need donk lessons but I want someone talented. Who's the one true donk on this site? lol

I don't mind donks it is the complete idiots that call just to be a dik. Then when they do river a 2 outer they have the nerve to laugh or be some kind of jerk. Thats why I prefer Live games, these littles chitheads don't even show up to Live Games and the ones that do, usually know better than to try chit like that for the fear of having there f'in arms and legs broken.

donks are wild and will drive you crazy if you allow them too, one made me throw my phone across the fllor last night after playing 49 offsuit and crack my aa for a 15k pot..sick

jaja donks are in everywhere.. im sorry :P

Just last night in the 10pm $40 the eventual winner donkey me with 5 people left at the FT. I had 44 and tripped out on the flop. Ended up going all in after the turn to see her AJ clubs needing one to a flush. On the river, yep you guessed it, flushed out on me. Was a huge pot, something like 55,000 chips. FML.

in the game there is always good hands and bad hands that take you out of a game, anyway.
The best way to guard against this is to go ALL IN when you got a hand assured.

you really put to much passion on this.real life is full of donks too. hahahahaa

one question? you're a donky? lol gl luck in the tables

funny how most of the donk players have the same taste for nicknames....they mostly use nicks like "TheBoss","Andy
7583842758","AAKKGetYou","Shark" and so it goes.........;)

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Originally Posted by shark

one question? you're a donky? lol gl luck in the tables

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As you know everyone was donkeys to beginning.Read and avoid them.

playing against players worse then you is +ev ... playing against players better then you is -ev

I know which group I would prefer to play against.

Tired of hearing about DONKS. Honestly you want to play against donks. If you cant adjust and play a game that makes those type of players your'e bitches then you need to learn to play. Every style that a villian can employ should be exploitable if you have put in the time and effort. One thing that is imperative when playing donks is being properly rolled. If you are better and are properly rolled you should be out of the micros in no time.

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Originally Posted by sickread23

Tired of hearing about DONKS. Honestly you want to play against donks. If you cant adjust and play a game that makes those type of players your'e bitches then you need to learn to play. Every style that a villian can employ should be exploitable if you have put in the time and effort. One thing that is imperative when playing donks is being properly rolled. If you are better and are properly rolled you should be out of the micros in no time.

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I too am tired of heaing about "donks". I mean to some players, everyone is a donk. Just because they play a style of poker that annoys the shit out of you doesn't make them bad poker players. Dealing with a variety of play styles is a part of learning to play poker. If you "can't deal" with these "donks" then you haven't learned yet.

Playing at the micro levels can be very frustrating. I think the variance is much higher at the micro level

You should be happy that there is alot of donks... What would you choose to play with best player in the world or donk who plays one week?

yeah micro levels... like always there you need to have 99% luck, no matter how good you are playing, so get over it

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Originally Posted by ssuglia

I love donks. Without them I'd be one broke bastard.

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We all love them. We all need them. We all use them to get higher and of course without them the poker tables would probably be to boring.

I've been called a donk. Now I feel needed.

Donks Forever))I like them,cause they give me my "food" at PokerStars)

I use a table but I served, I hope to implement something else and follow my instinct.

Hey be glad that the world isn't all made of poker professionals, If it were, then the poker world would be 10x crueler

world is replete of donks xD sorry man.. gl