So, I am in a KO on FT as I type.....Early in the game I took someone out (they were raising pre-flop, eventually went all in, they had high pair, i had a straight from flop - of course i kept calling).. well the person i took out actually stuck around calling me a cheater for a FULL 20mins LOL
Anyone else got a similar tale? This could be amusing :D
i get this alot too some people just hate to lose but i really get a kick out when they stick around liek that makes them look stupid
had a guy call me a cuntcocksucker....... wow get it all in one word.... lol
Was playing the old Absolute in a $5 tourn...maybe 100 entrants. Guy who's been super tight raises preflop and I call with J 10 suited. Long story short....I end up Jack hi straight flush...he has Ak for top flush....pissed as hell. Calls me every name under the sun and says he'll find me, kill family etc.... couple days later I'm at my regular bar playing a clandestine cash tourney and one of the owners buddies starts telling this story from the other side. I let him finish..wait a few and send him a beer.He asks why so I tell him it was me that kicked his arse and does he really wanna know where my family is 'cos he can try and beat it out of me. Never seen a little weasel run so fast in my life.loved it and drank on the owners' money after telling him my side.was incredible odds and incredibly nice to shut the little prick up in person!!!!!
interesting story, not something similar happened to me ... I hope safar
Its definately not the craziest thing an opponent has ever said but I keep getting the same frigging "stupid fat American" comments everytime I suckout or another American at my table gets a suckout. Look people were not all overweight.
yes havn't been playing long enough to have crazzy things.....
i dont kow bout "craziest" but worst thing i seen,, is a guy who was constant,y yelling at another guy,, saying I hope u get AIDS and cancer, and ur kids too,, and u all die a horrible death.. he kept at it toooo,,, what a total moron lolol
ive had a few people go off on me a few times..
most memorable is, "i am going to find out where u live and rob u in every live tourney u play"
yeah, i've had the "hope you get aids and die" comment a couple of times... such a crazy thing to say!!!
HAHA what a small world , godQuote:
Originally Posted by MrDignified
This guy must play alot of online poker or be a group of people saying the same thing because Ive had this one too.Quote:
Originally Posted by ukigumo
lol. I had someone find me in the ring game the other day, and ask like ten times if I could help him...finally I said no. Then he asked why and I said, "because you either want a password or money, and I'm not giving you either." And he said "that's why the world hates Americans. Greedy @#$!#$* rednecks!" and went on a rant for about 20-30mins. rofl.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadlySilent
I've had several statements about what they have done to my mother,,,without going into detail...
ok so,I am in a tournament with 3+0.30 buy in,and I'm at the final table with 7 guys left.I raise 3*bb preflop with AKs 5 folds and one raises double,I call,the flop turns AKJ.He checks and I raise 1/2 the pot,he calls,the turn is a J.He raises the pot and I call,the river turns A and I knew I kicked his ass,he raises again,I raise,he raises,I raise until he has about 10BB stack.When he saw my hand he was on fire,he had AJ.He starts to call me names like "comunist,gypsy,vampire etc." I asked him "where are you from?" he was from the same city I am hehe,we went to get a beer after the tournament and he turned to be a nice guy,now we play every Friday and Saturday at the local casino xD,that's how I met my best friend.
hmmm....seems a little unlikely....hilarious, though
Had a guy call me a nubcupcake the other day. He was the one that was banking on a flush..
jsut going for points thanks....