Tell your funny bad beat story

HERE IS MINE. I WAS THE CASINO MANAGER FOR A 25 TABLE POKER ROOM. WORKED THERE 11 YRS PLAYED A LOT OF POKER. ANYWAY I WAS PLAYING GETTING MY BUTT KICK ALL NIGHT LONG. THE OWNER OF THE CASINO WOULD COME UP EVERY MONEY FOR OUR WEEKLY MEETING, I WAS STUCK LIKE A PIG AND THE OWNER WAS THERE READY FOR THE MEETING. THE TABLE I WAS PLAYING AT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FLOORMANS DESK, OWNER SAID HE WAS GETTING BREAKFAST, SO KEEP PLAYING. I FINALLY LOST IT WHEN I HAD POCKET Ks AND HAD ABOUT $680 LEFT OUT OF $4500 ANYWAY ME AND OTHER PLAY STARTED RAISING BACK AND FORTH I HAVE TO GO TO THAT MEETING REAL SOON SO HIS FINALLY BET WAS TO PUT ME ALL IN BEFORE THE FLOP HE WON WITH 9 4 OUT SUIT. I GRAB THE 4 CARDS CRUMBED THEM UP IN MY HAND AND THROW THEM OVER MY SHOULDER WHERE THE THE DESK WAS AND THEY LANDED ON A PLATE OF PANCAKES THAT THE OWNER WAS EATING AT THE TIME. NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY CARDS THERE AS LONG AS I WORKING THERE. I LEFT 6 MONTHS LATER AND ENDED UP OWNING TO LITTLE POKER ROOMS.

Why are we shouting????

hi

I was gonna write my story but your story is enough for all of us. :D

lol sounds like a bad day, yesterday I lost when the flop come A84 had a set of 44, check raise all in and get two callers one guy had AJ and the other JJ turn comes....the case J. lol that one had me a bit pissy.

I have too many to even try and decide, no wait I got one... I got sucker punched by my 6 yr old nephew

20$ Heads up match, i got KK opponent has A4 O/s. My stack is 1600 opponent stack 1400 blinds 50/100. I raise 325 pre flop,
Guy calls with a4. Flop J93. Guy checks i push all in. He calls with a4 turn 2 river 5.


after 100 times of that happening its pretty fun

I like your story . :). I differently DO NOT have a funny bad beat story to tell.

This guy was getting super tilty because he was getting unlucky and starts whining and rig spewing about how rigged and horrible online poker is. He literally got to the point where he started shoving every single hand because he "didn't care about this F****** rigged site anymore." Finally, I wake up with AA and call him. He flips over 23o. The flop was 332. He goes on to say, "that's just them trying to prove to me it's not rigged."

I get so tired of ppl saying its rigged just because of bad beats. We have had a consistent weekly home game going at our house for 7 years now, I can assure you we have seen it all. Its just poker, get over it.

not really funny but none the less ive seen this same guy just shove with crap and win all night

Game started at: 2013/7/12 3:28:36
Game ID: 178769784 0.02/0.05 Percite (Hold'em)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 4: unebellevie (0.68).
Seat 5: xx63466 (5.20).
Seat 6: muxgame (1.87).
Seat 7: ChinoPus (1.86).
Seat 8: SCBz1932 (5.95).
Seat 9: bkr176848 (5.32).
Player muxgame has small blind (0.02)
Player ChinoPus has big blind (0.05)
Player muxgame received a card.
Player muxgame received a card.
Player ChinoPus received a card.
Player ChinoPus received a card.
Player SCBz1932 received card: [9c]
Player SCBz1932 received card: [9h]
Player bkr176848 received a card.
Player bkr176848 received a card.
Player unebellevie received a card.
Player unebellevie received a card.
Player xx63466 received a card.
Player xx63466 received a card.
Player SCBz1932 raises (0.15)
Player bkr176848 folds
Player unebellevie calls (0.15)
Player xx63466 raises (0.45)
Player muxgame allin (1.85)
Player ChinoPus folds
Player SCBz1932 folds
Player unebellevie allin (0.53)
Player xx63466 calls (1.42)
*** FLOP ***: [7h 7d 5h]
*** TURN ***: [7h 7d 5h] [Ks]
*** RIVER ***: [7h 7d 5h Ks] [10h]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 4.39. Rake 0.23
Board: [7h 7d 5h Ks 10h]
Player unebellevie shows: Two pairs. Qs and 7s [Qd Qs]. Bets: 0.68. Collects: 0. Loses: 0.68.
*Player xx63466 shows: Three Of Kind of 7s [7c 2c]. Bets: 1.87. Collects: 4.39. Wins: 2.52.
Player muxgame shows: Two pairs. 10s and 7s [10s Qh]. Bets: 1.87. Collects: 0. Loses: 1.87.
Player ChinoPus does not show cards.Bets: 0.05. Collects: 0. Loses: 0.05.
Player SCBz1932 does not show cards.Bets: 0.15. Collects: 0. Loses: 0.15.
Player bkr176848 does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Game ended at: 2013/7/12 3:29:39

I dont have any real funny bad beats, but i have found myself looking at the board screaming 'no king of hearts, no king of hearts' only to have the case card fall. my wife looks at me like I am nuts!

seems like on a down swing I get fairly close to bubble with a gd stack and get AA - I value bet a large bet 10x BB (30% of my stack or so) I get a caller or two. I flop an Ace...96%,,,,dummy hits Gut river str8 to win a $80k pot that would have made me $40 at least - $233 at most in a $1 rebuy.......happened similar the next day.... Then I cashed in a few in a row so doing ok again but those big pots after 2 hours of playing that are pivotal in going deep hurt the most...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by BradysDad

I dont have any real funny bad beats, but i have found myself looking at the board screaming 'no king of hearts, no king of hearts' only to have the case card fall. my wife looks at me like I am nuts!

---

LOL I purposely do the opposite cuz its like a jinx to say or even think the card. I visualize my cards setting or tripping (that seems to make me feel less shetty when they hit their donk card).

These micro limit games people like to shove to stick it to you. For a few bucks why not.... You have to just play your game and hopefully it works for you.