In here I will be posting hands that make me laugh, either ridiculous calls people make. Or the lucksacking that they do. Pretty much just to get some steam off of my chest.
There will be very little learning substance here.
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In here I will be posting hands that make me laugh, either ridiculous calls people make. Or the lucksacking that they do. Pretty much just to get some steam off of my chest.
There will be very little learning substance here.
im looking forward to seeing this post ;)
This will very quickly be the thread of Lilg calling people donks.
rolf !Quote:
Originally Posted by rivdee
Game started at: 2014/3/19 19:14:21
Game ID: 265009574 200/400 $3 Holdem Turbo - On Demand, Table 4 (Hold'em)
Seat 9 is the button
Seat 1: blu2u (6357).
Seat 2: Pl4ymaker6 (4370).
Seat 3: squ1d3OO (2467).
Seat 4: TEEGRRR (4192).
Seat 8: WhoopsyDoo (5256).
Seat 9: gilsters (2565).
Player blu2u ante (50)
Player Pl4ymaker6 ante (50)
Player squ1d3OO ante (50)
Player TEEGRRR ante (50)
Player WhoopsyDoo ante (50)
Player gilsters ante (50)
Player blu2u has small blind (200)
Player Pl4ymaker6 has big blind (400)
Player blu2u received a card.
Player blu2u received a card.
Player Pl4ymaker6 received a card.
Player Pl4ymaker6 received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [As]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Jd]
Player TEEGRRR received a card.
Player TEEGRRR received a card.
Player WhoopsyDoo received a card.
Player WhoopsyDoo received a card.
Player gilsters received a card.
Player gilsters received a card.
Player squ1d3OO allin (2417)
Player TEEGRRR folds
Player WhoopsyDoo folds
Player gilsters folds
Player blu2u folds
Player Pl4ymaker6 calls (2017)
*** FLOP ***: [Jc Jh Kc]
*** TURN ***: [Jc Jh Kc] [Qc]
*** RIVER ***: [Jc Jh Kc Qc] [9h]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 5334. Rake 0
Board: [Jc Jh Kc Qc 9h]
Player blu2u does not show cards.Bets: 250. Collects: 0. Loses: 250.
*Player Pl4ymaker6 shows: Straight to A [10h Ad]. Bets: 2467. Collects: 5334. Wins: 2867.
Player squ1d3OO shows: Three Of Kind of Js [As Jd]. Bets: 2467. Collects: 0. Loses: 2467.
Player TEEGRRR does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player WhoopsyDoo does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player gilsters does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 19:15:18
Game started at: 2014/3/19 19:33:15
Game ID: 265017363 150/300 $3 Holdem Turbo - On Demand, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: vinnie1 (1876).
Seat 2: nmlobo58 (5900).
Seat 3: Diglett (2935).
Seat 4: squ1d3OO (1889).
Seat 5: stakturner (9990).
Seat 6: Sureyado (3953).
Seat 7: Trouble66 (3728).
Player vinnie1 ante (40)
Player nmlobo58 ante (40)
Player Diglett ante (40)
Player squ1d3OO ante (40)
Player stakturner ante (40)
Player Sureyado ante (40)
Player Trouble66 ante (40)
Player vinnie1 has small blind (150)
Player nmlobo58 has big blind (300)
Player vinnie1 received a card.
Player vinnie1 received a card.
Player nmlobo58 received a card.
Player nmlobo58 received a card.
Player Diglett received a card.
Player Diglett received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Kh]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Ac]
Player stakturner received a card.
Player stakturner received a card.
Player Sureyado received a card.
Player Sureyado received a card.
Player Trouble66 received a card.
Player Trouble66 received a card.
Player Diglett allin (2895)
Player squ1d3OO allin (1849)
Player stakturner folds
Player Sureyado folds
Player Trouble66 folds
Player vinnie1 allin (1686)
Player nmlobo58 folds
Uncalled bet (1046) returned to Diglett
*** FLOP ***: [7s Kd 9s]
*** TURN ***: [7s Kd 9s] [Ks]
*** RIVER ***: [7s Kd 9s Ks] [Kc]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 6114. Rake 0
Board: [7s Kd 9s Ks Kc]
Player vinnie1 shows: Full House (K/8) [8c 8d]. Bets: 1876. Collects: 0. Loses: 1876.
Player nmlobo58 does not show cards.Bets: 340. Collects: 0. Loses: 340.
Player Diglett shows: Three Of Kind of Ks [Qh As]. Bets: 1889. Collects: 0. Loses: 1889.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Four of kind of Ks [Kh Ac]. Bets: 1889. Collects: 6114. Wins: 4225.
Player stakturner does not show cards.Bets: 40. Collects: 0. Loses: 40.
Player Sureyado does not show cards.Bets: 40. Collects: 0. Loses: 40.
Player Trouble66 does not show cards.Bets: 40. Collects: 0. Loses: 40.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 19:33:37
Game started at: 2014/3/19 19:42:13
Game ID: 265020979 30/60 BIG10 - $12,500 GTD, Table 5 (Hold'em)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Tolinius (5240).
Seat 2: iiBOOBOOii (4550).
Seat 3: HowusayBet (3795).
Seat 4: HolyToledo12 (3437).
Seat 5: squ1d3OO (4690).
Seat 6: mot1981 (3258).
Seat 7: j10dotcom (8008).
Seat 8: williambonny (5143).
Player iiBOOBOOii has small blind (30)
Player HowusayBet has big blind (60)
Player iiBOOBOOii received a card.
Player iiBOOBOOii received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player HolyToledo12 received a card.
Player HolyToledo12 received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Kc]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Qh]
Player mot1981 received a card.
Player mot1981 received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player williambonny received a card.
Player williambonny received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player HolyToledo12 raises (120)
Player squ1d3OO calls (120)
Player mot1981 folds
Player j10dotcom folds
Player williambonny folds
Player Tolinius folds
Player iiBOOBOOii folds
Player HowusayBet calls (60)
*** FLOP ***: [3h Jh 10c]
Player HowusayBet checks
Player HolyToledo12 bets (260)
Player squ1d3OO raises (675)
Player HowusayBet folds
Player HolyToledo12 allin (3057)
Player squ1d3OO calls (2642)
*** TURN ***: [3h Jh 10c] [Qs]
*** RIVER ***: [3h Jh 10c Qs] [3c]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 7024. Rake 0
Board: [3h Jh 10c Qs 3c]
Player Tolinius does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player iiBOOBOOii does not show cards.Bets: 30. Collects: 0. Loses: 30.
Player HowusayBet does not show cards.Bets: 120. Collects: 0. Loses: 120.
Player HolyToledo12 shows: Two pairs. Js and 10s [Jd 10h]. Bets: 3437. Collects: 0. Loses: 3437.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Two pairs. Qs and 3s [Kc Qh]. Bets: 3437. Collects: 7024. Wins: 3587.
Player mot1981 does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player j10dotcom does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player williambonny does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 19:43:39
Game started at: 2014/3/19 22:26:45
Game ID: 265091642 300/600 BIG10 - $12,500 GTD, Table 5 (Hold'em)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Tolinius (15295).
Seat 2: jfakeplumber (5588).
Seat 3: murchtradamus (23381).
Seat 4: checkbombURmom (7835).
Seat 5: squ1d3OO (12160).
Seat 6: MyweeweeISGreen (7300).
Seat 7: j10dotcom (45684).
Seat 8: norcalho (6866).
Seat 9: The_GentlemanJack89 (29093).
Player jfakeplumber ante (75)
Player murchtradamus ante (75)
Player checkbombURmom ante (75)
Player squ1d3OO ante (75)
Player MyweeweeISGreen ante (75)
Player j10dotcom ante (75)
Player norcalho ante (75)
Player The_GentlemanJack89 ante (75)
Player Tolinius ante (75)
Player jfakeplumber has small blind (300)
Player murchtradamus has big blind (600)
Player jfakeplumber received a card.
Player jfakeplumber received a card.
Player murchtradamus received a card.
Player murchtradamus received a card.
Player checkbombURmom received a card.
Player checkbombURmom received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Ks]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Kc]
Player MyweeweeISGreen received a card.
Player MyweeweeISGreen received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player norcalho received a card.
Player norcalho received a card.
Player The_GentlemanJack89 received a card.
Player The_GentlemanJack89 received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player checkbombURmom folds
Player squ1d3OO raises (1200)
Player MyweeweeISGreen folds
Player j10dotcom folds
Player norcalho folds
Player The_GentlemanJack89 folds
Player Tolinius folds
Player jfakeplumber allin (5213)
Player murchtradamus folds
Player squ1d3OO calls (4313)
*** FLOP ***: [Ah Jc 10d]
*** TURN ***: [Ah Jc 10d] [Ad]
*** RIVER ***: [Ah Jc 10d Ad] [4s]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 12301. Rake 0
Board: [Ah Jc 10d Ad 4s]
Player Tolinius does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
*Player jfakeplumber shows: Full House (A/J) [As Js]. Bets: 5588. Collects: 12301. Wins: 6713.
Player murchtradamus does not show cards.Bets: 675. Collects: 0. Loses: 675.
Player checkbombURmom does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player squ1d3OO shows: Two pairs. As and Ks [Ks Kc]. Bets: 5588. Collects: 0. Loses: 5588.
Player MyweeweeISGreen does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player j10dotcom does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player norcalho does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player The_GentlemanJack89 does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 22:27:46
Lmao some of these are kind of dumb though, too many hands, you should keep them shorter! I dont want to read all the hands that make you lol but I do like this thread.
if you don't want to read it, don't read it. This is for me, not for you
liked the two-pair win vs. j-tQuote:
Originally Posted by squid300
Game started at: 2014/3/20 15:31:59
Game ID: 265275365 100/200 $5 Regular 9-Max, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: BigBucks1 (3827).
Seat 2: squ1d3OO (3701).
Seat 3: glava69 (5972).
Player glava69 has small blind (100)
Player BigBucks1 has big blind (200)
Player glava69 received a card.
Player glava69 received a card.
Player BigBucks1 received a card.
Player BigBucks1 received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [10d]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [10h]
Player squ1d3OO raises (400)
Player glava69 calls (300)
Player BigBucks1 calls (200)
*** FLOP ***: [10s 3d 10c]
Player glava69 bets (200)
Player BigBucks1 folds
Player squ1d3OO calls (200)
*** TURN ***: [10s 3d 10c] [5c]
Player glava69 bets (800)
Player squ1d3OO calls (800)
*** RIVER ***: [10s 3d 10c 5c] [7h]
Player glava69 bets (1600)
Player squ1d3OO allin (2301)
Player glava69 calls (701)
------ Summary ------
Pot: 7802. Rake 0
Board: [10s 3d 10c 5c 7h]
Player BigBucks1 does not show cards.Bets: 400. Collects: 0. Loses: 400.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Four of kind of 10s [10d 10h]. Bets: 3701. Collects: 7802. Wins: 4101.
Player glava69 shows: Two pairs. 10s and 3s [3c 4c]. Bets: 3701. Collects: 0. Loses: 3701.
Game ended at: 2014/3/20 15:33:27
lol. who the hell is this guy? who the hell am I for that matter?Quote:
Originally Posted by andrew23
Game started at: 2014/3/20 19:15:40
Game ID: 265345817 15/30 $5 Regular 9-Max, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: NEWERA2 (1860).
Seat 3: DanDiamondz (1405).
Seat 4: Chazant1 (2287).
Seat 5: DonkDr (3767).
Seat 6: squ1d3OO (1430).
Seat 7: Xertigo (905).
Seat 8: Mark7inc (276).
Seat 9: johnwallin (1570).
Player Chazant1 has small blind (15)
Player DonkDr has big blind (30)
Player Chazant1 received a card.
Player Chazant1 received a card.
Player DonkDr received a card.
Player DonkDr received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Qd]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Qc]
Player Xertigo received a card.
Player Xertigo received a card.
Player Mark7inc received a card.
Player Mark7inc received a card.
Player johnwallin received a card.
Player johnwallin received a card.
Player NEWERA2 received a card.
Player NEWERA2 received a card.
Player DanDiamondz received a card.
Player DanDiamondz received a card.
Player squ1d3OO raises (90)
Player Xertigo folds
Player Mark7inc folds
Player johnwallin folds
Player NEWERA2 folds
Player DanDiamondz folds
Player Chazant1 calls (75)
Player DonkDr calls (60)
*** FLOP ***: [7d 5c Kd]
Player Chazant1 checks
Player DonkDr checks
Player squ1d3OO bets (150)
Player Chazant1 folds
Player DonkDr calls (150)
*** TURN ***: [7d 5c Kd] [Jc]
Player DonkDr checks
Player squ1d3OO checks
*** RIVER ***: [7d 5c Kd Jc] [10d]
Player DonkDr checks
Player squ1d3OO checks
Player squ1d3OO mucks cards
------ Summary ------
Pot: 570. Rake 0
Board: [7d 5c Kd Jc 10d]
Player NEWERA2 does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player DanDiamondz does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player Chazant1 does not show cards.Bets: 90. Collects: 0. Loses: 90.
*Player DonkDr shows: Straight to A [Qs Ac]. Bets: 240. Collects: 570. Wins: 330.
Player squ1d3OO mucks (does not show: [Qd Qc]). Bets: 240. Collects: 0. Loses: 240.
Player Xertigo does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player Mark7inc does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player johnwallin does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Game ended at: 2014/3/20 19:16:49
lolz riggged
If i thought it was rigged, I wouldn't play. This is just my way to brush it off and laugh at it.
Game started at: 2014/3/20 22:53:39
Game ID: 265425104 40/80 BIG10 - $500 GTD, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: HowusayBet (2594).
Seat 3: BMWdozer (5000).
Seat 4: squ1d3OO (8799).
Seat 5: bleblah (3730).
Seat 6: bubblebubble (21315).
Seat 7: getmesome2 (6442).
Seat 8: PillsNPoker (7910).
Seat 9: bsmethod (7185).
Player PillsNPoker has small blind (40)
Player bsmethod has big blind (80)
Player PillsNPoker received a card.
Player PillsNPoker received a card.
Player bsmethod received a card.
Player bsmethod received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player BMWdozer received a card.
Player BMWdozer received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [6h]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [6s]
Player bleblah received a card.
Player bleblah received a card.
Player bubblebubble received a card.
Player bubblebubble received a card.
Player getmesome2 received a card.
Player getmesome2 received a card.
Player HowusayBet folds
Player BMWdozer folds
Player squ1d3OO raises (200)
Player bleblah folds
Player bubblebubble folds
Player getmesome2 calls (200)
Player PillsNPoker calls (160)
Player bsmethod raises (720)
Player squ1d3OO calls (600)
Player getmesome2 calls (600)
Player PillsNPoker calls (600)
*** FLOP ***: [6c 10d Kh]
Player PillsNPoker checks
Player bsmethod checks
Player squ1d3OO checks
Player getmesome2 checks
*** TURN ***: [6c 10d Kh] [6d]
Player PillsNPoker checks
Player bsmethod bets (1322)
Player squ1d3OO calls (1322)
Player getmesome2 calls (1322)
Player PillsNPoker folds
*** RIVER ***: [6c 10d Kh 6d] [9h]
Player bsmethod checks
Player squ1d3OO bets (2500)
Player getmesome2 folds
Player bsmethod folds
Uncalled bet (2500) returned to squ1d3OO
------ Summary ------
Pot: 7166. Rake 0
Board: [6c 10d Kh 6d 9h]
Player HowusayBet does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player BMWdozer does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Four of kind of 6s [6h 6s]. Bets: 2122. Collects: 7166. Wins: 5044.
Player bleblah does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player bubblebubble does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player getmesome2 does not show cards.Bets: 2122. Collects: 0. Loses: 2122.
Player PillsNPoker does not show cards.Bets: 800. Collects: 0. Loses: 800.
Player bsmethod does not show cards.Bets: 2122. Collects: 0. Loses: 2122.
Game ended at: 2014/3/20 22:56:17
I miss hitting the old binkball when it matters... I guess the times I do remember bad beating someone was when i was playing PLO8 and I had double suited AA but the flop came JJJ the villain made a small lead at the pot and I felt on the turn I was getting dominated even though I turned an A and I was correct but then the river fell another A so I went runner runner Quads over Quads. LOL best day of my life
well go fk urself, that can be for you tooQuote:
Originally Posted by squid300
And just who the fuck are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Invertedafro
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